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Oh Gay Cupid!
Autostraddle’s OkCupid series. We become quite a few concerns on Formspring regarding online dating sites, therefore we ultimately got a number of people collectively to fairly share it.
While OkCupid isn’t really truly the only online dating site for queers, and maybe is not even most readily useful, it will seem to be the only we utilize frequently. We will end up being speaking about everything OkC, such as meeting buddies, basic times, profiles, fuck-ups, letdowns and much more. Though it’s the âOkCupid Series,’ the recommendations given in this series could easily be reproduced to your online dating site.
Oh Gay Cupid! drawings by
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Twenty-One Signs Your OK Cupid Date Isn’t Really Going Really
(As Extracted From My Life)
How come this crap usually eventually myself?
1. “Oh my personal Jesus, do you wish to understand staph infection back at my crotch?”
2. she’sn’t distressed that the American Girl Doll Samantha has been retired.
3. You fulfill the woman mother and aunt in the 1st two hours.
4. [during sex] “Wow⦠two girls during sex⦠it is simply so many men’s fantasies.”
5. A bird poops on your head.
6. “I like AfterEllen.”
7. “So⦠will you be paying for this or just what?”
8. You must phone Rachel to pick you right up because your day won’t allow you to leave.
9. “Oh god i am hoping you’re not a theater person.”
10. “My Personal go out earlier these days mentioned⦔
11. she actually is just returned from a month-long european holiday that she proceeded with one ex and remained with another ex.
12. “are not we slightly old for Harry Potter?”
13. “In my opinion our very own union doesn’t necessarily have to be very sexual. It could be a deeply enthusiastic union for the mind.”
14. The two of you gaze alone from the menu for over 20 minutes or so.
15. “It Isn’t Really that I Love the girl better than you⦔
16. “I don’t often tell folks I’m homosexual because I do not would like them to think I’m a feminist” [eye roll].
17. She available’s the woman wallet to cover the balance and there’s nevertheless an image of their and her ex collectively inside it.
18. They decline a trip home during a snowstorm.
19. “I really don’t actually review, you understand?”
20. [Post-kiss] “Sorry i simply don’t feel such a thing.”
21. “don’t get worried, in case the rectum actually prolapses I’ll pop it back in individually.”
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